What Kind of a Badass Was I This Week?

This week I continued my work as an over-sexed, over-powered Agent of justice. Suffering from obsessive-compulsive hallucinations of glowing orbs, I have at once reinforced law and order in Pacific City and blazed a path of wanton destruction through its streets.

I was also the commander of an atomic tank, standing against impossible odds on a 2D landscape all in the name of freedom. Take that, Red menace!

Finally, I became a squad of 4 cuddly, yet terribly violent and well-armed worms. I came, I saw, I had the gale force winds blow my homing missile back into my face.