What Kind of a Badass Am I Today?

I am a counter-terrorism expert; a highly trained close combat specialist proficient in the use of small arms, explosives and squad tactics. I am also an elite light infantry unit, armed with cutting-edge reconnaissance tools and the latest in long-range assault weaponry. I take down armies of Mexican rebel soldiers with silent, deadly force.

In my spare time, I freelance as a secret agent. I like to dress up in latex bodysuit. I am a master at taking cover at predetermined points and dual-wielding futuristic (but ineffectual) scoped pistols. When I lose my way, glowing arrows direct me to my next objective. The missions I am assigned to complete are very half-baked.